Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

1. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

3. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.

 If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

4. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
5. Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.

6. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.

7. Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s shit.
8. Chuck Norris doesn’t eat. Rather he kicks ass until he’s full.
9. Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck”.

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