It fucks my brain

HEJ DU DER

Smile Around The Face

Jeg har levet i min seng i tredive timer. Sail Fast Live Slow

Baby was a rock n' roll nigger

Jimi Hendrix was a nigger.
Jesus Christ and Grandma, too.
Jackson Pollock was a nigger.
Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger,
nigger, nigger, nigger.

Yes.

Cooler Than You

Adidas. Gold chains.

xx

NOBODY REMAINS VIRGIN

LIFE FUCKS EVERYONE

cul8r

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

1. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

3. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.

 If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

4. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
5. Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.

6. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.

7. Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s shit.
8. Chuck Norris doesn’t eat. Rather he kicks ass until he’s full.
9. Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck”.

Tak for god toiletlæsning. Ses senere.

When I grow up

I want to be a forester

Run through the moss in high heels

Fuck mig

Ja. Tja.

Man kan ikke stole på folk med små næser

Sagde en klog person engang til mig. Tak.

På gensyn

Trainspotting

Trainspotting is a lifestyle. Happy new year.